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Rupert Murdoch just fucking killed Bambi’s mother

Rupert Murdoch, Chairman of News Corporation, has fucking killed Bambi’s mother in a fit of rage last night.

The Australian Associated Press is reporting that the evil media mogul, responsible for all of the bad things in Australia, grinned as he loaded the barrel of his gun, which he would fire at Bambi’s mother, killing her and all the hope of the world that went with her.

According to the news website Crikey, which first reported the revelations after copying and pasting wire copy quicker than the The Age, Mr Murdoch then quickly jetted off to the Saharan desert and killed the lion Mufasa.

Former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd tweeted, “ofc we now see the real rupert, whom i had to deal with as PRIME MINISSTERR, before he TOOK EVERYTHING AWAY FROM ME!”

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