Prince Harry banned from Burdekin Hotel after caught fingerbashing publican’s missus in the shitter out back

Prince Harry has been banned from the Burdekin Hotel for the 2nd time in as many years after he was caught in a lurid act with the wife of hotel publican Mick Mines in the men’s minutes before close.

His Royal Highness, dishevelled after having spilt his 13th Jack Daniels and lost his thongs minutes earlier, zipped his trousers up and reportedly yelled, “I wasn’t fucking doing shit Mick,” before running outside to the KFC next door from which a taxi was rung for him.

Mr Mines could not confirm to the Herald the length of His Royal Highness’ ban, saying just that he is disappointed in all parties involved.



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