George Christensen has been outed by the Sydney Morning Herald as a traitorous republican, who would like to see an Australian head of state elected, among other fetishistic things unfit for print.
Traitor George, who had been caught some months ago by his wife reading raunchy republican books like The Great Gatsby and Looking for Alaska, confirmed to the Herald that he was indeed republican.
“It’s true, and it has taken me a lot of time to come to terms with it,” Traitor George said. “But I was born this way, so I can’t help it – seeing an Australian president addressing parliament is my life long dream,” he said.
“I just hope my electorate can come to terms with it and support me.”