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Republicanism surge among politicians and upper class”just a bit suspicious” says Burdekin mother of five

Local teacher and mother of five Marlene May says the recent surge in support for a republic among Australia’s politicians is a bit suspicious, saying it’s hard to trust politicians who have systematically ruined the lives of the working class in pursuit of idealistic goals that benefit the few. “When you have the majority of MPs … Continue reading

You’ll never get what this powerful MP just got outed as…

George Christensen has been outed by the Sydney Morning Herald as a traitorous republican, who would like to see an Australian head of state elected, among other fetishistic things unfit for print. Traitor George, who had been caught some months ago by his wife reading raunchy republican books like The Great Gatsby and Looking for … Continue reading

SCHOOLIES: Company makes condom recalls, ask Schoolies to take pregnancy tests

Latex company Merillio Standard have announced a recall of all condom products that use its latex in the Gold Coast over the schoolies festival. The company said in a press release this morning that the latex fibres in many brands of condoms were absorbing semen, which then allowed small amounts of semen to seep through … Continue reading

HIGGINS STORM CHASING: Hail the size of mangoes falling across Ipswich

IPSWICH is being battered by hail the size of small golf-ball sized mangoes, according to reports from esteemed meteorologists Higgins Storm Chasing.  Higgins posted a Facebook update to its 500,000 followers saying that they had received eye-witness reports of the hailstones falling across Ipswich causing damage to cars and homes. Other hailstones, the size of small hailstones, … Continue reading

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